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What Mother Says | Who she's staying with

We were driving back from dinner when my mum said, "You knowwww, I was thinking hehehe. Who am I going to stay with next time?  Then I decided, I'm going to stay with youuu!" "Oh, wow" "Yea! You're the lucky one! Most fortunate!" "Yea so fortunate" "But let me tell you first, I'm not staying home to take care of grand children." "But motherrrr, I thought I'm supposed to drop them off with you!" "Drop them off where?," mum asked in shock. "Drop them off in my room? I'm staying with you! .... and I didn't even stay home to take care of you why am I going to stay home and take care of grandchildren ?" She continues, "You know they say, two women should never be in the same kitchen, don't worry it won't be a problem." "Yea I know, I'm not worried" "I'm not even going to go in.. because I don't cook anyway. You can have the kitchen all to yours

Oh baby, it's just you & me.

Moving has been interesting. (bleh) Most of my things are still in boxes and I keep sneezing from the dust but that's not as bad as..... NO INTERNET! *wails*    Yesterday we finally got it installed and I was talking to Jo; "How's your move been?" "It's been okay, we just got internet!" "it's funny how internet > everything else" "Yea! When we get internet it's like...Oh baybe iss juss you en mee" "Yea, not even a fridge" "Things make sense and nothing else matters" "don't need no nuthin else" "it's like... ONE, you're likka dream come true TWO just wanna be witchu THREE gurlis plain to see that you're the only one for mee" Yea, she totally didn't layan me after that hahahah! x

What Mother Says | Juice.

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   "Can you get that apple juice and put it in the trolley?" "Okay, oh! I want this as well!" This is gonna sound lame, but I actually like the new Tropicana Coconut Water, As coconut water it's pretty meh, but as a drink it's really refreshing! Yea, lame because we can get coconut water anywhere right? Why get it boxed?   That's exactly what my mum said! "Why do you want that?? It's fake coconut, we can always go and get the real thing" "But it's niceee!!!" "It's full of preservatives." "You know the apple juice we got isn't much different right?" "Yea huh? Ya ya ya ya put it back! We'll get fruits and blend it! Yea that's what we'll do!" "Oh boy, are we on this again? hahahah!" "So baddd" - So,  the story goes like this, once upon a time (actually like earlier this year), my mum announced a big big decision she had made; "I'm going to start making

The most insulting thing ever.

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There are so many times in your life where someone will say something really insulting and you be like, nuh uh oh no son you did'nae! and then you kinda forget about it after awhile hahah! But the other day! Oh don't lemme get started on the other day! I heard the most insulting thing ever and I. will. not. forget! I was in the car minding my own business listening to Death Cab for Cutie, maybe even singing along to it...and that's when I heard it : "Hey, Death Cab for Cutie kinda sounds like that band...that one... ......OWL CITY!" Sorry guys, Owl City DOES NOT sound like Death Cab for Cutie! Owl City is cheery and whimsical (even in their sad songs).  Death Cab is sombre, melancholic and so feels (even in their happy songs). Bob, what does he know? x

Pokemon! Some people don't know how to play it properly.

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I really love me Pokemon! - the first 151, not the rest cos the rest just aren't original....getit? When I was younger ..like 7, I used to collect the t-shirts, the cards, played the game on my pink GameBoy Color (the latest) and I even had that toy that's a pokeball and turns into pokemon when you flip it over (mine was an Oddish).  Of course, after all the years, the phase kinda died down...... and I play the emulator on my phone instead - I play yellow, because that's where you really can catch em' all.  * sings: Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' alllll POKEMON! *  Fire Red and Leaf Green just aren't the same. Since when Pokemon got so much colour wan! Fake! Maybe it's a nostalgic thing I dunno; I probably don't enjoy it as much as I used to....hahah okay that's a lie. I still enjoy it, I just don't collect the memorabilia anymore. But the other day,  I saw a Nanoblock Pikachu on Instagram and I was all "I WANTT!" I kinda forg