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A Review of The GM Diet Day 1

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Bob and I decided to do the GM Diet. What's the GM Diet? I honestly have no idea.  I just went along with whatever it was he was telling me about. A detox is always good anyway. Link's here so you can check it out. The first day you only eat fruit and you can have any fruit you want except bananas. I didn't know it was this intensive when I agreed to it and...well here's how day 1 went. Since that was all we were going to eat that day, we packed enough fruit for a pot luck. I was like, Yea, this isn't gonna be so bad! I'll just keep eating fruit so that I don't give my stomach a chance to get hungry. I'm busy today anyway, so that helps! I just have to survive lunch really.  I'm sure you guessed how wrong I was because it's not just the hunger,  fruit doesn't feel like a meal.  "You're only eating watermelon? Don't you get sick of eating the texture?" Yea! That's when I move on to pears. But truly, there's only so ma...

Sell This Gold Chain.

Different people have different styles right? Right. So that's why one day I told Bob: "You know what this person should get? A gold chain. Seems like it'll suit 'em"  "Don't think so, won't buy one" "Okay how about we say it's Ferragamo?" I say nodding my head. "Okay" "Limited edition." "Ya that's a good one." "..exclusive to you only if you spend above a certain amount! Members only" I say nodding more dramatically. "Ya! Surely buy la like that" "Interesting ah how this works. I think I can sell it to you also" I add confidently. "How?" "Okay so this gold chain....It's RAW !  No machines are used to make it" "YA!" "And it comes with the stone that they got it from... They use a stone to hit the stone to extract it from the stone, cos no machine right?" "I like it already!" "It's UNfinished *dramatic pause*...

The Obvious Problem With "Thinking Big"

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So I'm pretty small in size. But people always say things like "I may be small but I have a big personality/heart" or "I may be small but I can achieve big things" #powertothesmallpeople And I really and truly believe that.  I even feel silly saying it because it almost goes without saying. In fact, there are so many advantages of being small in size, the rest of you tall-ies are missing out man.  Okay sorry I digress. ANYWAY, gist is I can achieve everything I put my mind to. (inspirational Rocky-type music to play here). I was recently asked to put a home office together. A walk in the park really *blows fingernails* Maybe I'll do some advanced sudoku while I'm at it - to make it at least a little challenging. I made my way to Ikea today to pick out the shelves, storage boxes, carpets and desk. First were the big boxes, which I stacked in the trolley. Then I reached the carpet section, Okay. Obviously can't fit into the trolley with all the boxes...

A Lesson In Organics.

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 I've been a little more conscious of eating healthy lately. Not sure if it's because I got updated with Monsanto, ( almost enough to make you want to only drink mountain water for the rest of your life)  because my eczema has been acting up (more on this next time) or because the haze has made me realize how unhealthy everything is.. So anyway! I've been buying more organic and I try my best to stay away from processed food.  Don't get me wrong, I've not turned into an organic-nazi, going around the canned food aisle and setting fire to their preservative-filled foods that last for a year. I'm just being more conscious of what I'm eating because I realize our bodies absorb everything we ingest and I'm trying to be healthier la ok? #defensive On a recent trip to the supermarket,  we got some organic black soya beans to make soya bean milk and organic almonds for almond milk. (I know, I sound so pretentious throwing all these "organic" words in ...

Comfort level: Flight of The Bumblebee.

I did some work for a friend of my mums recently; "..so she said she really liked working with you.  You know initially, she was just like so-so with you" my mum tells me. "What do you mean?" "She said when she first met you, you kinda kept to yourself" "Hey, when I met her I was really busy!" "But now she says she really likes you after working with you. I told her, that you were like me! We don't talk much when we meet new people but once we do oh boy!" "Yea once we warm up to someone right?" "I told her, when trixha warms up to you she really warms up to you. But when she really really warms...OH DEAR I don't think you can get rid of her" T.T "...all the weird things start coming out" Gee thanks mum. To me, when you first meet someone you're still trying to figure them out right? What kind of conversationalists they are, if politics get them riled up, if they are easily offended..... if they ...

I don't get high fives.

"Okay we'll see you soon okay?" *puts both palms up waiting for a high 10* - "I really have to work on my poker face huh?" "Ya, so obvious that you weren't comfortable with the high five hahahha" - I don't get high fives guys.  Like I get 'good job' high fives or like 'yay we won' high fives but not so much 'let's high five for fun' high fives. You see,  ' good job'  high fives are saying without saying;  "yea we did a good job, but we don't have to hug about it ok? be cool man. be cool." 'Yay we won'  high fives: "we slayed those muthas but we don't have to hug about it ok? be cool man. be cool."  ' Good bye'  high fives? I didn't even know that was a thing.  What does it mean?  "Yea you're leaving! Awlllrihhtt man!  Let's high five to celebrate your departure" *high fives* I can't seem to wrap my head around greeting high fives either, ...