1. Nothing. Because your battery is dead. How will you take a picture of your food now? How will you IM the people who aren't in conversation vicinity? What will you do with your hands!!!? Okay but I guess there's always.. 2. Try to socialize with the people around you. Yea, see that's not so bad huh? Oh but hold on, they're all on their phones. That's nice. What will you do with your hands!!? 3. Do the obvious and charge it. But you don't have a charger with you. Well, you have one in your car, but you're in meetings the whole day so I guess that's not gonna work now is it? I hateee it when my phone runs out of battery. It's the worst thing in the world, especially in this day and age! Even my mum whatsapps me when she wants to ask me something. So having your battery die and not being connected just makes the world a gloomier place. Okay I'm being dramatic....or am I really? Lemme tell you a few instances where my phone died and it made my wor...
"I'm hungry! Can't waitt for lunch!" I say, tummy grumbling and yelling at me in anger! "....Oh! there are bananas here!! I'M TAKING A BANANA OKAY!??" I tell bob across the living room. "Eh no! I don't think you should eat the bananas, I don't think can eat them anymore" "Why not?" "There are dots on them you see???" Bob says turning the banana around and inspecting them. "Huh? Ya so?" He concludes; "I think it's like poisoned," he says seriously. "Hahaha what!?" "No reallyyy!!"exasperated Bob says, ".... then I even saw like small flies around it!! It probably bit it and infected the fella (the fella being the banana) then now it's poisoned" o.o! Hahahahahha! x
"Hey look they have dinner in the sky" "Wanna go ah?" "Hmm maybe" And then tickets were sold out within 2 days and I was like.. "Maybe we should have gone huh!" "Not scared ah?" "Yea actually I am scared of heights! I might cry hahaha" ...that's what I would have said but instead I heard myself saying; "No la! I don't think so! I think I wanted to go! I'm sure it's not scary!" I don't know what possessed me at that moment, maybe it's that kiasu feeling you get when you know you can't get something anymore. I'm sure you know the one. Then Bob somehow managed to find tickets for a later dinner seating and he surprised me with the booking and I was like YAY! but also like "Shit, I don't know if I can handle this." I went to the toilet twice before we went up and between you and me, I still needed to go the entire time..even after I just went. I barely touched my water ...
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