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Gwiyomi!  

Before I start this post, I need to tell you about my week. Started off the end of last week with food poisoning from a dodgy currypuff I ate when I visited the Science Centre - seriously lay off dodgy looking anything if you know what's good for you -  which lasted till Tuesday. On Thursday I fell sick, could barely talk, drinking water was a pain..literally. The doctor said I had a really bad throat infection and wanted to give me a jab for it. No jab! because I don't like needles so I got pain killers and antibiotics. The next day! I dunno what was up with my eye but it was running (like how your nose runs) with eye gunk throughout the day ( okay just googled and might be from infection) and I woke up this morning with my eyes swollen twice it's normal size! O.-  Throat feels better now but I think it's evolving into a cough/flu and my stomach's acting up again. WHAT'S GOING ON!!! Now back to our scheduled program me .... Ni Hao from Shang Hai! Shang Hai se...

WOULD YOU RATHER A lways move around like C 3PO OR talk like Adam Sandler when he's freaking out. For your reference:

Lemme start this post off with a story. An almost cliche tale...as old as time. O nce upon a time, in a far away land surrounded by stately terrain and glistening streams, where wildlife roam free and where flowers bloomed never in slumber, there lived a man named GaryBary. GaryBary was a man like any other, manlike in stature, a nose that sat between his cheekbones, a pair of eyes not more not less and lips that delegated speech. Yes, GaryBary was a man like any other. GaryBary had many friends and one of them was a girl named LinaRina. GaryBary and LinaRina were close friends. But incase you were wondering, no, GaryBary and LinaRina were nothing more than friends who felt nothing of the romantic sort for one another. A ways down the road however, an epiphany struck GaryBary while he was taking a leisurely stroll by one of the glistening streams. He had the sudden realization that he had more than platonic feelings for LinaRina. With feelings, though abrupt,  as vehement as this...

WOULD YOU RATHER Unknowlingly have a huge booger sticking out of your nose during a date OR have something stuck in your teeth the whole time while being interviewed for TV. DISCUSS.

Let me start this post off with a fun fact! DID YOU KNOW THAT : Bangkok is what we call it but in Thai, it's the country with the longest name in the world (not being dramatic, it really is) which is   Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.  Translated  : The land of angels, the great city of immortality, of various devine gems, the great angelic land unconquerable, land of nine noble gems, the royal city, the pleasant capital, place of the grand royal palace, forever land of angels and reincarnated spirits, predestined and created by the highest Devas. That sounds like an incredibly long and descriptive lead up to the actual name of your city ... where potholes are plentiful, the transport meant for the public is often tardy, where crows target their poop to land on your car and where actual manpower is used instead...

  WOULD YOU RATHER date someone with body odor so bad it can't be masked with deodorant OR someone with perpetually bad breath.